Top Five Gardening One Liners

Top Five Gardening One Liners 5. My uncle was going to be a tree surgeon, but he faints at the sight of sap. 4. God made rainy days, so gardeners could get the housework done. 3. A toddler was found chewing on a slug.  After the initial surge of disgust the parent said, “Well, […]

The Top Ten Gardening Riddles

The Top Ten Gardening Riddles 10. Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They are difficult to get started, they emit foul smells, and they don’t work half the time. 9. What’s red and invisible? No tomatoes. 8. What is a Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone, with no dressing. 7. What can you […]

Defeat the Drought and Revive Your Dreams

Mueller Landscape, Defeating the Villainous Drought and Reviving People’s Dreams. A beautifully landscaped yard and lawn means different things to different people. It can be a symbol of success and competence; an adventure or romance waiting for daring partners; a hint of fun and creativity; or simply, a reason and invitation […]

Defeat the Drought

Managing Other People’s Gardens

Early in my career I learned that knowing what and when to prune was difficult to ascertain. In my mind it was simple….. It was late winter or early spring and when that geranium was old and woody. The euryops was too big for the area it was planted in […]