Ten Gardening Quotes From the Rich and Famous – Volume II

Ten Gardening Quotes From the Rich and Famous – Volume II

10. I left a packed of seeds in my pocket and my coat turned into a Chia jacket. – Seinfeld

9. “Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing “Embraceable You.” – Woody Allen (Comedian, Author, Actor)

8. “When I asked you to water the plants, I did not expect you’d unzip your pants.” – Mike Garofalo

7. “You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think.” –  Dorothy Parker (American Poet and Writer)

6. “March isn’t the only thing that’s in like a lion and out like a lamb.” – May West (Actress, Singer, Playwright, Sex Symbol)

5. “Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.” – Dave Barry (Author and Comedian)

4. “The philosopher who said that ‘work well done never needs doing over,’ never weeded a garden.” – Ray D. Everson (Author)

3. “Hoeing: A manual method of severing roots from stems of newly planted flowers and vegetables.” – Henry Beard (American Humorist)

2. “Men are like a fine wine.  They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d want to have dinner with.” –  Female Author Unknown

1. “Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air, and you.”  –  Langston Hughes (American Poet, Social Activist)

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