Top 10 Signs You’ve Hired the WRONG Kid to Mow and Rake Your Yard!

Top 10 Signs You’ve Hired the WRONG Kid to Mow and Rake Your Yard!

10. You notice he’s awfully tall with an afternoon shadow for a twelve year old.

9. When you compliment his gloves, he replies, they’re the same ones OJ wore.

8. He says “This will just take a minute” and starts soaking your lawn in gasoline.

7. Half an hour after he starts, you notice him pulling and pulling on the weed whacker electric cord.

6. After mowing the front yard, he takes the mower through the living room to get to the back.

5. Your neighbor asks “Who’s the naked kid hitting my dog with a rake.”

4. Announcing “Break Time”, he picks up 1 leaf at a time, dips it in nacho cheese, and eats it.

3. He starts crying and says “I’ve had a long talk with the leaves, and they’ve decided, “they want to stay”.

2. On his bill, you notice he charges you by the leaf.

1. On the bottom of his bill, his motto reads: Rake a leaf–Do a Shot.

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