Top Five Gardening One Liners

Top Five Gardening One Liners

5. My uncle was going to be a tree surgeon, but he faints at the sight of sap.

4. God made rainy days, so gardeners could get the housework done.

3. A toddler was found chewing on a slug.  After the initial surge of disgust the parent said, “Well, what did it taste like?”  Without hesitation, the two-year old replied, “Worms!”

2. Give a weed an inch and it will take a yard.

1. A good gardener will weed em’ and reap!

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